UnNews:Channel 4 celebrates July 7th anniversary with "100 Greatest Terrorist Attacks"

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7 July 2007

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From the creators of The Hundred Greatest Prime Ministers, The Hundred Greatest Prime Numbers and The Hundred Greatest Hundred Greatest shows comes The Hundred Greatest Terrorist Attacks. This was the original title, but in the name of political correctness, Channel 4 renamed the program The Hundred Greatest War Films. It was a show that lasted almost 200 minutes and was broadcast between 19:00 and 22:15, making it the shortest Hundred Greatest Show ever.

The program celebrates great terrorist strikes from communists, socialists, and the IRA. These are old hat today, since Irish terrorists died from alcohol poising and communists became bored with fighting. Unlike Russian and Irish terrorists, Islamic terrorists are ambitious and have much to prove. The number of attacks in the name of Allah is at least a hundredfold greater than all other pathetic terrorist groups put together.