UnNews:China threatens USA to make all the chinese jump at the same time
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12 April 2006
Recently, chinese president, Hu Jintao declared that they had enough. They're gonna take over the world. China declared that they are ready for war, all of a sudden. They communicated to the actual american president Bush, and told him that if he didn't give China what they want, including 3,000,000,000 dollars, the government of China can make all chinese jump at the same time. It has been proved that if they all jumped, the energy ent acro the planet would not only shake all of USA, but the force would cause USA to lift of the floor, and land back slightly crooked, like a bent rug. United States is in pandemonium as George Bush had nothing smart to ay, started breathing quickly, and hid under his bed.
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