UnNews:Czech Government Gives Up

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11 October 2006

The President of the Czech Republic, surrenders to his passionate desires.

The Czech government is finished, tired of futzing around with all this teasing and refusal. No longer can the Czech people expect a fair and balanced government, to restrain its lusty desires.

"We are a democracy, and it is the people's decision that we should be throw caution to the winds, so it their fault if we get our faces slapped. They're foolish anyway," said President Mirek Topolanek, in an exclusive interview with UnNews. "I'm just glad that I finally have the strength to express my love. All that governing a nation of millions was hard without love."

Sources say that this is a good sign, and will allow the government of the Czechs to move forward, and maybe get laid. "Government will be good now, not like after fall of glorious fall of great Soviet Union.

"Is very good for Communists-I mean, democratic pigs," said former KGB agent Mikhail Gorbachev.

Peasants, scattered throughtout the Republic were quoted as saying, "I was liking of the romance of the chase. Why it have to go away? They did eat with their mouths open, like filthy Communists," and "I am liking of love. Is good for working class, like me. I have not make much money in Soviet system. Love is all we have."

It remains to see if anybody cares.