UnNews:Douglas DC8 found in Antartica

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7 November 2006

Last Saturday, a team of scientists, who were on an expedition in Antartica's heart, were surprised to find a DC8 parked in the land.

Dr. Carlos Mateus

"We were astonished!", said Carlos, one of the scientists, "We passed in that place last year, but we didn't see anything! Probably, it was under the snow. We noticed that the snow is melting very fast, revealing what was hidden inside. But usually it's a Wale skeleton, not a plane! (laugh)".

The team was studying Global Warming effects, when they "crashed" with the plane vision.

Xenu's space planes

The DC8 found is believed to be one of the space planes predicted by Scientology.

"It's amazing! And a bit ironic, isn't it? It was found by scientists!", cheered Fredinard, a member of the French Scientology Church.

The french church spokesmen, Mr. Ronaurd, known as "Ronny", explains: "Seventy-five million years ago, Xenu send those space planes to earth, to exterminate the excess of population in his dominions. We are still waiting for the dating results for the age of the plane, but I'm sure it his one of Xenu's DC8s.".