UnNews:Engineers experimenting with Kool-Aid as a source of fuel for rockets

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6 November 2007

SACKVILLE, Canada--Engineers have been experimenting with environmentally friendly sources of fuel, says spokesperson Noah Body. The latest fuel source has been Kool-Aid. This drink is high in sugar content, thereby providing energy.

Kool-Aid powered rockets are potentially the future of the American and Canadian space programs.

"It makes sense, it's just surprising nobody has thought of it yet." Said Noah Body earlier today. "The human body with all its mental capacity and everything it does, runs on sugar, for example glucose. It only makes sense that we should try to power other things with the same fuel."

In light of trying to make everything environmentally friendly, engineers have been experimenting with using ethanol in rockets. Ethanol is the type of alcohol used in alcoholic bevereges, therefore there has been a problem in the past with people drinking. This would especially be a problem if said people were going into space. Kool-Aid is the ideal solution to this problem because it provides energy as well as being safe for the astronauts.

Noah Body and other engineers are currently testing rockets that use this fuel source.

"It's very exciting," Noah Body said in an interview yesterday, "This is a very exciting new fuel source and we're hoping that Canada will use this in their rockets in the future, especially for space tourism."