UnNews:Fat People to cause our end?
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Scientists have predicted that the end of the world will happen in the year 2223 when the planet falls into the Sun. This is thought to be because of fat people weighing the planet down.
Scientists at the End of the World Research University for Losers have said that the fat American fucks weigh the planet down thanks to KFC, McDonalds and Pizza Hut. They then started raping and killing all fat people insight.
The planet is set to become so heavy it will tilt out of orbit and form a tighter and tighter circle of orbit until it falls into the Sun. The planet will then be vapourised and all lifeforms will be killed instantly.
Scientists are coming up with solutions to stop this such as:
- Send fat people into space
- Burn down fast food resteraunts
- Not to have sex with fat people
In conclusion, all we can say is...
- YOU FAT CUNTS HAVE KILLED US ALL!!! |
