UnNews:Fred Bush: George W's Long-Lost Brother?
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10 September 2007
WASHINGTON DC, United States-- U.S. President George W. Bush was last seen pacing around the Oval Office, confirmed fretting something about a longtime family member he never once had in his life. Other sources found census records about one Frederick G. Bush, known to be the "infamous unborn heir" to the Bush household. He was previously sighted wearing a trenchcoat with a bowler hat; an anonymous tipster has full confirmation of Fred Bush's identity. Word leaked out from the local underground communities to the FBI's top-secret documents; even the CIA went underway on investigating the origin of Fred Bush. They asked...
