UnNews:George Bush Declares War On Terry

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10 June 2007

Yesterday morning after a terrible mistake in a fax, American President and award winning rapper George W Bush declared war on chirpy Irish radio presenter and leprechaun Terry Wogan when he actually meant to declare war on terror. The U.S army promptly went to Dublin and pulled down Terry's statue and ended his evil reign of death and cheesey songs. As the army were nearing his lovely 2-storey semi detached pimped up bunker Terry took his own life by impaling himself on a clover. Today the whole of Ireland and Northern Iraq (where he is also popular)are in mourning. George Bush said on the matter 'whoops, my bad' before going back to playing Spider-Man with Tony Blair.,,