UnNews:German Officer Killed, Usual Suspects Rounded Up

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11 February 2007

In a shocking turn of events, German officer Major Strasser was found shot to death. Despite evidence that club owner Rick Blaine was the killer, such as the fact that he was the only person anywhere near Strasser when he was killed, local police deny his involvement in the murder. The usual suspects, seen on the right, have been rounded up and are currently being interrogated in Casablanca. More on this story as it advances.

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• Midget In A Bikini "Strasser Found Dead, Usual Suspects Suspected". Random Movie References, Inc., February 11 2007