UnNews:Global Warming Causes Global Drought
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17 March 2006
People worldwide are growing fearful after it has failed to rain two days in succession in some parts of the world. Water conservation acts are now in place, ensuring only Americans can access clean water and nuclear missile are pointed at every source of fresh-water in the world to deter thiefs.
The culprit behind global warming has not yet been identified but the following are all being treated as suspects:
- The Butterfly(also main suspect behind Hurricane Katrina)
- Capitalists(because it's obviously their fault)
- Socialists(because the capitalists demanded equality)
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