UnNews:Harry Potter to do nude scene with horse

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13 February 2007

Harry Potter getting it on with his co-star.

FLOTSAM, Jetsam -- Harry Potter has decided to star in the erotic play Equipenus, a story of a boy and his horse. This role for Harry Potter is a major one and at one point he will be required to reach the height of sexual pleasure - simulated, of course - while riding naked on his horse.

No one has yet to ask the obvious question of the legality of masturbating on horseback, nor have they figured out how to get a horse on stage. The play Equipenus is already sold out, mostly to thirteen year-old girls.