UnNews:Hawaii boats at risk from whales

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8 May 2006

The final scene after a collison, as witnessed by several horrified witnesses

Fishing Boats around the coast of Hawaii are becoming increasingly at risk from a record level of the Killer Whales population. At current, 7 boats have collided with whales, their boats consequently sinking and their crews being mercylessly slaughtered/eaten, with at least 44 dead. No survivors have yet been found.

In a press statement released to the Public today, the Nautical Oceanic Averting Hipocracy (NOAH) issued this warning: "Don't go out there! It's like a Driving Learning School! Pile-ups everywhere!" Other, less sensible options have been promoted - such as culling the boat population and posting all the whales to Canada.

People have described "Torpedo like creatures" approaching at great speed

New regulations are being instigated to limit the tradegy's effect, however surrounding your boats with an electric fence has not been popular among some groups.