UnNews:Henn Eff, creator of the NFS filesystem - convicted

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29 April 2008

IT, World After a long and tedious trial, Henn Eff, creator of the prestigious NFS Windows filesystem has been convicted of the murder of his wife Nina Eff. This has put the Windows(tm)(c) community at shock since this could mean the end to any further development in this crucial part of the Microsoft sponsored operating system (Microsoft : MSFT was down 99.9% in future quotes).

Richard Stallman, a proponent figure of the competing operating system hurd (everyone thinks linux - but that's not he is really rooting for - oops - fnord) - when contacted about the latest events - replied : "Software patents are evil ! the snot got what he deserved". Because his answer has no relation whatsoever to the developing situation, this quote is still being analyzed.

Reporters of unnews contacted Bill Gates on the issue - to which he replied : "I am no longer involved - please contact Melinda or Steve the developer guy"

According to authorities, Hexte Three, The Effess brothers (Jay and Ecks), and some unknown individual only known as "FAT" are also being sought in the connection of the mysterious disappearance of their respective wives.

The FBI is now recommending the general population to not attempt to develop any form of filing system - since this could lead to suspicion of wife murdering. Instead files should just be stacked into a huge pile until the whole situation is resolved.