UnNews:Hillary Calls Bush's Leak Nixonesque

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11 April 2006

President Bush declined comment about his urine, and White House aide I. Scooter Libby denied any dealings about Mrs. Clinton seeing the Presidents urine. " I can tell you that the Presidents urine is fresh and stinky, beyond that i'm at no liberty to discuss anything about the Presidents urine." Libby said from his cell phone at the White House public toilets.

Mrs. Clinton said, " its remarkably golden, much like the former President Nixon." she denied any wrongdoings with President Bush saying as well, " hell no, i'm already boning a registered sex offender". When asked about her urine, she stated that her urine was a sweet as a Georgia Peach, and pure as morning rain.

When Pressed by a Yale University student about his urine, President Bush promply replied "What are you talking about?" and asked his secret service agents to go "go take care of my bidness, and go bitch slap her". Other students held rallies all across america declaring the truth about his urine to come out.