UnNews:Lehman Brothers buys Luna real estate, doubles book value
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17 March 2008
WALL STREET, NEW YORK, New York --In a pre-opening announcement investment bank Lehman Brothers announced that they have bought securities backed by 42 million square kilometers of Luna Real Estate. "We believe that there will be significant appreciation in luna realty over the medium term" a spokesman said "This will double or treble our nominal book value - more than offsetting recent terrestrial losses." He added, "We have hedged our position using green cheese futures."
