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Wikipedia Re-Labelled “Pornopedia” By Conservatives

THE INTERNET, Everywhere. The lid was sucked off Wikipedia’s evil liberal sex scandal today when one of our hardcore thought police members, Sally Kern, "stumbled across" an article on “strip-teasing”: “At first I found the article to be very informative and illuminating” she explained “but then I read what disgusting disinformation was on display!”
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May 9

• Big juggly boobs cope well with global warming

May 7

• Burma wants guns to combat Cyclone
• England football team "expected to hit cows arse with a banjo" by 2012
• McCain convenes the Dark Conclave in order to create a running-mate.
• Wikipedia Re-Labelled “Pornopedia” By Conservatives
• YouTube changes name to RickTube

May 6

• Dead Babies Found in Dirty Dumpster

May 5

• Diabetes found to be the source of growth hormones
• Hillary Clinton drops out, endorses Barack Obama
• May 5 declared 'International kick Josef Fritzl in the ballsack day'
• Nuclear attack could have threatened tea supplies
• Ronaldo "Sorry" and "Ashamed about encounter with 13 year old boys at Chuckie Cheeze

May 4

• Babies found to be source of all evil, government sponsored kill begins

May 3

• Barrack Obama claims to "put an end to civil rights movement"
• Boris Karloff elected London Mayor
• Hospital Volunteer Murdered; Killer Rewarded Hansomely

May 2

• 'We're fed up with the ugly prostitutes,' say asylum seekers trying to break OUT of Britain
• Man is sentenced for being assaulted and trying to get away
• PBS facing lawsuit after The Count's televised drunken profanity

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Burma wants guns to combat Cyclone

MYANMAR, Burma - In the beginning of May 2008, the military country Burma underwent a vicious attack from the natural disaster known as Cyclone Nargis. At least 20,000 Burmese people fell before the Cylcone as it swept slowly into the Asian mainland. Military properties and torture chambers were destroyed as a result of the cyclone's destructive nature.
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England football team "expected to hit cows arse with a banjo" by 2012

England football coach Fabio Capello has been set the ambitious target of hitting a cows arse with a banjo by the 2010 World Cup or the European championships in 2012. It is one of a series of ambitious aims set out by the English Football Association to the non-English speaking England manager. The governing body also expects the national team "to be able to string two passes together".
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