UnNews:Mexicans riot in france
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Montpellier,France mexicans riot during a qualification match for the world cup 2010 agansit germany losing the match 2-1.Mexicans wanted to kill the reffere for getting the calls wrong.Aliens the invaded the pitch while the mexicans stole luxery items from local stores in the city.The germans were needeing to stay away from the city due to heavey rioting from the mexicans.
[edit] "Go get aids and die!" Incident
The mexicans said to the reff,"GET AIDS AND DIE" while mexicans stormed the pitch using weapons such as Baseball bats,Immigration,Molotov Cocktales,9MM's,Stadium seats,Toilet seats from the bathrooms,Shit from the bathrooms,Doors from the cars, And tires from school buses!But thats not all,Cars burning together,The stadium being destroyed,Bathrooms being thrased,cats and dogs living together,pepole spelling Icup,summer school,aliens invading the pitch Wikipedian users going to the games,and zombies invading the pitch!HOLY SHIT!This is got to be the worst riot i have seened!Worst thing is that AOL users and girls also invaded the field!Then the french had to pay for what this riot did...LOTS OF FUCKING DAMAGE!Many people were so scared they shit there pants off and stuff like that,also crime went much more high than how it used to.It may have seemed like a good match until the ref fucked everything up and made france like a shithole and hell.So many European reporters heard about this,all of the countries in europe reported this.
[edit] Some evidence why this happened
Well mexico was leedin this game 1-0,with no fuck-ups or anything.Owning germany with good stuff and thought they could win the game knowing there 2-0 win over USA.But then the reff made a mistake and then giving germany a win over mexico.Even though mexico won that match due to FIFAS decison.So they gave the game to mexico and mexico had chances to make the world cup.The stadium had to be rebuilt because due to the damage and the shit on the seats of the stadium.Don't worry,it will be fixed if you are from france.Many of the people hired people to help out on the stadium and fixed it.Mostley from mexico and germany so they can fix what they did.
