UnNews:Microsoft To Purchase UnCyclopedia

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17 May 2006

Redmond,1807Zulu

The Microsoft Cooperation announced today from its base of operations in Redmond about the latest in his series of elite software companies procurements.

The new MS-Cyclopedia planned main page

"We are proud to join the all time popular UnCyclopedia into the Microsoft family, and by this assimilating its broad knowledge base into the various Microsoft services" said Bill Gates during a special press conference.

"The new initiative shall be renamed MS-Cyclopedia and will consist of all of the all time favorites Microsoft services:

Blue Screen of Knowledge
MS Word
Microsoft Doors
Microsoft Pong
and of course, MS your mom."

"To withstand the strict Microsoft standards we shall, of course, require, all of the MS-Cyclopedia admins to undergo an extended MCSE courses, to be funded by the MS-Cyclopedia revenues".

Gates announcing the all new MS-Cyclopedia

When asked - what revenues he was talking about, Gates responded, looking surprised - "What, you didn't think we will allow this open source crap attitude? All of the MS-Cyclopedia users will, of course, pay for the usage of the knowledge base, like good honest Americans".

A top UnCyclopedia official was quoted later on - "They are the Microsoft, we will be assimilated, resistance is futile".