UnNews:Microsoft releases it's own image file format

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15 April 2007

REDMOND, WASHINGTON Microsoft has just released their new image file format called MIFF (Microsoft Image File Format) that uses code instead of view-ready pixels in order to build a complete image. The code consists of basic letters that use eachother to create the image. For example, SKJ creates dark. Complete dots repeat the previous. The code is invisible and can only be viewed by right clicking a MIFF file and choosing Edit, thusly giving the chance for Notepad to edit the image. Apple is currently building Miffazi that will allow the client to edit the image with live preview, AutoDesk is currently building Miffazi's Shading and Lighting effects and Adobe is currently building the chance to turn MIFFs into animated GIF images. Microsoft is doing nothing to help. MIFF will have it's official release within the next 3 months.

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