UnNews:Mugabe 'revulsion' at Gordon Brown crisis
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9 July 2008
PYSCHOTIC DESPOT Robert Mugabe has has made clear the world's "revulsion" at the situation in the United Kingdom and urged countries to join his condemnation of Gordon Brown and his band of pig-snouted cronies who are feeding like a flock of vultures off the carcase of the once Great Britain.
Mugabe said the crisis following Prime Minister Gordon Brown's unelected ascent into power, after his predecessor Tony Blair was sent to join a Bulgarian dancing troupe, had been at the centre of talks and many nations recognised the current regime was illegitimate.
Mr Brown found himself in charge of Britain despite the fact he only has one eye and is a confirmed Satanist. Indeed many initially believed him to be a harbinger of the antichrist but stopped short of naming him as "The Beast" himself, "could anyone so inept be the antichrist himself? I think not" said one critic shortly after Brown began to royally fuck things up.
Mugabe said the talks had been a step forward in making clear the "revulsion of the world" at the UK Prime Minister's regime: "It makes it clear that we don't consider that smelly troll-like buffoon to be in a fit state to run a piss-up in a brothel, never mind an entire country!"
