UnNews:New Research Indicates Coffee is Bad For Your Health

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2 June 2006

A recent study from the university of decaf reveals that drinking coffee regulary may decrease your life span. Numerous illnesses such as hypoglycaemia, urninary tract infections and breast cancer, have all been indirectly linked to consumption of coffee. Recommendations from the report suggest drinking less coffee, getting more sleep and exercise. When asked if they drink coffee, a representative declined to respond.