UnNews:New Research Indicates Coffee is Good For Your Health
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2 June 2006
A study that was not-at-all funded by Folgers has concluded that drinking coffee regularly can improve one's general health. Unknown factors contributed to higher concentrarion ability, better endurance, and a 57.293% reduction in the risk of gall bladder failure. The study was conducted over the past five minutes in the Centre for Unbiased Research, which is located across the street from five coffee corporation HQs and a starbucks.
