UnNews:Rhodri Morgan In Cash For Peerages Row

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24 September 2006

Sneaky bastard!

BUGGERY CROSSING, Wales -- Welsh Assembly First Minister Rhodri Morgan was today spotted sneaking out of his house to deposit a large sum of money into his bank account. Never before seen in daylight hours, the chairman of the Welsh Werewolf Party (this week linked to the disappearance of several prominent members of the Sheep community) tried to hide the money in his right hand, but photographers with large lenses managed to zoom in and capture the evidence.

Flowers for peerages?

His father, Mr Tom Jones, was last week made a peer of the realm and it is claimed that the cheque was from Jones The Voice himself, an accusation that Mr Morgan has claimed is "purely coincidental, isn't it."

Mr Morgan is no stranger to such controversy. Last year he was accused of taking a bung to the tune of a bunch of daffodils, and was caught trying to eat the evidence. Mr Morgan has since stated that he was "sniffing the flowers" and that he "didn't inhale, isn't it."

Neither Mr Morgan nor Mr Jones have been available for comment.