UnNews:Riots erupt after AE was nominated NoTM

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1 January 2008

Uncyclopedia Riots Continue, Admins Intervene with Terrible Results

UNCYCLOPEDIA, The Interweb - Riots erupted on Uncyclopedia after AE was elected as the site's Noob, amid alligations of fraud. Opposition supporters, angered by the announcement of Noob AE's election, went on a rampage across the site by burning shacks, huffing kittens, vandalizing, and Peeing Randomly.

A BBC reporter saw 43 bodies with Grue wounds in a mortuary in the opposition stronghold of The Nofu Aristocracy. A witness said admins had Infa-banned protesters. There have been running battles in Urban slums. The local Uncyclopedia:UnNews television station says 124 have died nationwide.

On December 31, police said that 40 people were killed in places and 53 in Da Dump, which is a support base for opposition leader Le Marquis de Nofu. Four bodies were discovered in Canada, seven in Great Britain, two Gays were killed in Mexico (not counted in the body count of course), and four people were killed in a village near New Zealand.

Uncyclopedia is currently facing problems with riots occurring all over the site including in Uncyclopedia City. With rumors of rigged elections circulating, both people and property have been damaged by the banning and huffing. Stray bullets are destroying many articles across the site, and work has been boycotted, with IRC curfews enforced.

On January 1, 2008 a mob attacked and set fire to an Admin's home in the town of There, where hundreds of people had taken refuge. As a result, at least 30 people, mostly Noobs, were burned to death.