UnNews:Rolling Stones are taught what "retirement" means
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20 February 2006
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA (UNN) — The Rolling Stones were approached by the famous phychologist Dr Dre after their memorable concert in Brazil. The doctor took the old bastards to a casino in Las Vegas to be taught what the word retirement means.
After the doctor taught them what the word meant, Mick Jagger said the following, "Geez, I thought that we were still the grooviest band out there. No wonder the only thing that's thrown at our stage is soiled underwear that smells liked s*it." Later, the Rolling Stones went to release a new single that took only twenty hours for them to record and release to the public. The new single was called "Time for Us to Go (and S*it in Our Pants)".
"Time for Us to Go (and S*it in Our Pants)" became number 1 on the "US Oldest Oldies 10,000". Two hours after the song became number one, the Rolling Stones announced that they are retiring to the Springfield Retirement Center in some city in Oregon or something. Aerosmith leader Steve Tyler had this to say, "Since they retired, we are the oldest of the old. Numero uno, baby! No more second oldest!" Two hours later, the Rolling Stone went to go rot and Dr Dre was nominated by TIME magazine as person of the year.
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