UnNews:Swedish woman travels through time to give birth to self

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25 November 2006

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VOLVO, Sweden -- A Swedish woman named has become the first, or rather, second person after herself, to give birth to herself. Chronological and Grammatical scientists are said to be enraged by this latest flouting of the 1066 Anti-Time Travel Act but the woman (who has been asked not to be named, seeing as she will be naming herself shortly) remains adamant justifying her acts by claiming that men have been fathering themselves for years. Her father had this to say, "Is it wrong for a father to sleep with his daughter?" and, "What if this daughter was hot?" The answer, needless to say, is no.

We at UnNews hope that both mother and daughter survive their 9-month stay in the past, and that their actions don't cause the universe to fold in on itself.