UnNews:Sydney Race riots, take new turn

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1 December 2006

Oz footballers ready to mix it up.

SYDNEY, Australia - A proposed addition to next year's Annual Sydney Race from Cronulla to Maroubra has taken a new turn. This turn, costing $12 to add to the race, has created much disturbance in the Sydney communities of Cronulla and Maroubra.

Opposers of the new turn labelled "Fully Sick Mate" have created violent protests with the people who are approving the new turn.

The Lebanese community, which are the main opposition to the new turn have claimed it has been done to discriminate against them.

Dick Cheney, leader of the support of the new turn has been quoted to say "Up Yours" in response to these allegations, sparking many fears, and many bombs within the communities.

"We don't want people to think this is about race. We want them to think it is about a race." One lonely bystander proclaims.

"I say that we have the better race." Claims infamous boxer and Parkinson's hand model Mohammed Ali.

The damage just from this fight has cost the lives of 12 Crabs, 124 Flightless birds, and caused damage to 64 Cars, and 12 Rocks, making this the 2nd largest Sydney Race riot in two years, with the disqualification of Steve Irwin and Peter Brock from the 2006 Race still being known as the largest riot.