UnNews:Tokyo Attacked by Giant Killer Octahedron

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1 March 2006

Life as we know it threatened by the polyhedral terror.

Japan: According to reports flooding in all over the country, a nasty geometric prism has been floating straight towards Tokyo. Citizens are advised to keep the crap away from the assumed hostile aggressor.

This follows on from the recent attack on Hiroshima by a large cube or cuboid. Scientists are concerned about prolonged attacks from Rhoboids and Dodecahedrons in the South East Asian area.

"Please to have all the people safe and ready from this multidimensional threat. The Government is looking to have link between this and other Weapons of Mass Protraction." -- Emperor Akihito

In an effort to protect Tokyo from attack it is believed that Godzilla has been summoned, though this is yet to be confirmed.

24 March 2006

Citizens of the sovereign state WanganMidnight have been quoted as saying "Uh, i didn't understand that". Leading Scientologists have attributed this to the side effects of Super_AIDS, and other super diseases.