UnNews:Tom Mayfair is Pregnant

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8 June 2007

The Mayfair's first child, which failed utterly.

Premier Tom Mayfair knocked up his wife again in another stunning attempt to bear an heir to the Mayfair throne. Their first child, Stalin Marx Lenin Mayfair, failed horrible after declaring it's love for free trade and democracy.

This reporter was there for the spectacle of the insemination, and let me tell you, what an exciting twelve seconds it was.

Unfortunately, the aftermath of this new child's birth will almost definitely end up in a loose, flappy vagina for Tom's wife, that and the nine months with little or no sex will most likely further their divorce based on sexual frustration.