UnNews:UnNewsAudio
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Spoken UnNews is a division of UnNews which produces verbatim audio recordings of individual articles, apparently so everyone can go "coo didn't know s/he sounded like that!".
To avoid duplication, please tag any article you are about to record with {{RecordingInProgress|YourName}} or {{RIP|YourName}} and be sure to complete recording and uploading within 4 hours of tagging (if possible).
When a recording is done, upload it to commons and change the article's page tag to {{UnNewsAudio|FileName.mp3}}
- Remember to update the date and filename when uploading a newer version.
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[edit] Broadcast Staff
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Sir Todd Lyons

- UnNewsAudio Creator & Executive Producer, Anchor, Writer, Figurehead, and Benevolent Dic
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Rev. Zim_ulator

- US Correspondent, Writer, Chaplain, Podcast Maintainer
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Sir Olipro 

- UnNews, Writer, Podcast Maintainer, Got Pwned by Zim
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Sir Brad Frasier 
- Consultant
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Sir Codeine - European Correspondent
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Sir Elvis - European Correspondent
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FreeMorpheme - European Correspondent
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Lady Keitei - US Correspondent, Writer
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SirNuke - US Correspondent
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David Gerard - London Correspondent (Australian), Writer
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Sir Hinoa - US Correspondent (doubts he'll do this often)
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Zombiebaron 
- Undead Correspondent, (Zombiebaron is currently not making UnNews Audios but hopes to do so again soon.)
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Sir Rangeley 
- US Correspondent, Writer
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Sir Severian 
- US Correspondent, Writer
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Flyingfeline 
- UK Correspondent and occasional writer
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NeoZidane 
- UK and Middle Eastern Correspondent (you know, that place with crazy arabs and bombs and oil)
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GreaseMonkey - Oceania Correspondent (New Zealand, Australia, Polynesia), Writer, Drama Student, Accent Impersonator (Ey wahnt seex bottles of woine mayte.)
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Jobot37 - US Correspondent
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GustavSysRq - US Correspondent, Writer
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Sir Dawg - Bi-continental US and UK Correspondent
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Braydie 
- UK Correspondent
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Contestant - US Correspondent
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Insineratehymn - US Correspondent
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Kenvalyi 
- Canadian Correspondent, Typist
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MichaelHax - US Correspondent, Attention Whore.
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SirIsaac - US Correspondent, Unarticulate
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RAHB
- US Correspondent, writer
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The UnIdiot
- US Correspondent, Writer
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L.J. Lego, KBE - US Correspondent, Writer
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MNM5150 - US Correspondent, worst microphone ever.
[edit] Writers (Broadcasted stories)
[edit] UTF-8 Audio Transmigration DeRenderer software
To download, go here and follow the instructions
[edit] Recent Releases
The 10 most recent releases from UnNews Audio are listed below. For a complete list, visit the Archives.
- A Tour of Baghdad
- HowTo:Be pretentious
- Image:Unnews-leprechauns.ogg
- Jay Leno's Chin
- UnNews:"Administrative Error" leads to full scale invasion of Tie Rack
- UnNews:"Chemical Ali" sentenced to death; sons vow revenge, anger, denial, celibacy and all those good stuff
- UnNews:"Don't worry, you'll meet somebody," says girl.
- UnNews:"Drunkest City" Milwaukee arrested in bar fight with Chicago
- UnNews:"Emma Roberts is not Nancy Drew," protesters say
- UnNews:"Ernest Goes to Haiti" to be released in theatres this week


