UnNews:UnNews Sues United Nations
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27 March 2008
New York, new york
UnNews today served a writ on UN Secretary General Sir Banksy Moon over the use of the letters 'u' and 'n' in the organization's name.
"The un prefix is an important part of our commercial identity", an UnNews spokesman said, "We can't afford to have our reputation for delivering quality up to the microsecond mis-information sullied by association with a group of no good, lazy diplomats who swan about NYC" he added.
Asked to comment Secretary general Banksy said "The United Nations exists to promote world peace and harmony, but I make an exception for those **#!***#$s at UnNews. I have therefore ordered a cruise missile attack on the UnNews campus in Redmond Seattle. It is due to impact in a few seconds time and will result of the complete annihilation of that organization"
In response, this UnNews journalist was heard to say "Oh My GOD, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES...NO...NO...N....."
sound of explosion
unnn...arrrggh...is anyone there? is anyone there? Help!...help!....it hurts so much, I don't think I'm gonna mak...
