UnNews:Victory at Malabar front
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4 September 2006
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Thanks to the wise leadership of Big Brother our forces have achieved a doubleplusgood victory Malabar front. Our glorious Death squads Peacemakers with the support of Floating fortress have crushed the Eastasinan forces and have advanced further south.
The enemy lost more than 200,000 dead and 2.5 million injured. Due to the doubleplusgood success the victory is imminent. Minipax secretary Inner Party brother Donald Rumsfeld awarded Order Conspicous Merit 2nd class.
Attention! Chocolate rations are decreased increased to 20 grams per week.
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- N/A "Big brother is washing". MSNBC, September 4, 2006
