UnNews:Welsh angered at holy sheep slaughter ruling

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11 May 2007

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Senior vets have called for keepers of a "sacred" Sheep which has repeatedly tried to commit suicide, to obey the law and allow it to be slaughtered.

Daisy being inspected by her "vet".

The ewe, called Daisy, lives at the Skimpy Vale "Temple" of sheep "worship" in Cardiff, but has repeatedly tried to commit suicide by taking an overdose twice and once trying to slit her hooves. In a more recent attempt it tried to electrocute itself on a neon sign outside of the high street "temple". It was this move that prompted veterinarian David Jones to come to the conclusion that he should take the sheep home to slaughter it.

Nearly 400,000 welsh farmers have signed an online petition to save Daisy.

But the British Veterinary Association said any risk of the disease spreading was "unacceptable".