UnNews:White house sensors scientists
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2 November 2006
LONDON - Reliable sourses from England report that the government has been sensoring scientists. According to these sources, the government, is all like, "STFU, scientists!"
Some dirty hobo named Leon said, "We told them you can't use mind control to make solders legaly but NOOOOOOO! They said only noobs would believe that." Recent reports confirm that n00bs are very gullible and shit.
A representative from the The National Psychotic Hobo Society (NSHS) said its members, while drunk, were generally very reliable.
President Bush issued a statement, where he said, "I wanna be a hobo too." His membership is pending.
