UnNews:Wikipedian Loses Account, Suspects Jimbo
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11 February 2007
Recently, we discovered exactly how villainous Jimbo Wales, ruler of Wikipedia, is. And how treacherous. An ex-Wikipedian says he didn't quit Wikipedia, but that Jimbo Wales stole his account. Jimbo Wales was not available to comment. We interviewed the ex-Wikipedian, who wishes to go unnamed.
UnNews: Why do you suspect Jimbo?
Wikipedian: Well, he is the only one with the power to steal my account.
UN: You mean you slept with him?
Wikipedian: No... I mean he has the master account.
UN: What do you think he is doing with it?
W: I believe he is subsisting off the energy of my account; absorbing it slowly, like a leech.
UN: Yep, sounds like Jimbo. But why would he steal a Wikipedian's account?
W: Because I was thinking about using another wiki, one against him, like Uncyclopedia. Send an army to kill him, please!
UN: That explains everything. Of course, we are not sending an army, after the Sir Uncyclopedia chaos.
W: Oh.
That is a major danger. Jimbo is becoming more and more dangerous. Screw the Jedi, I am out of this shit.
[edit] Sources
- Anti-Wiki Blabmag, article #600: Wikipedian suspects Jimbo Wales stole his account
- Interview with Wikipedian.
