UnNews:World's Tallest Man saves Dolphin by shoving his arm down Dolphin's throat

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16 December 2006

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Some guy heroically saving a dolphin. The dolphin is now safe for the Japanese to grill and eat.

FUSCIA RIVER, China -- Yesterday, 15th December 2006, a stupid dolphin swallowed a plastic bag or something in China. Chinese acrobatic troupes, who are famous for breeding dolphins to sell to the Japanese for sushi during their off-season, had no idea what to do, and simply stood about as the animal thrashed itself silly.

Some random guy who happened upon the scene inexplicably became agitated, and rushed to the dolphin's aid. It was later confirmed by a Reverend Precipitous Sinbad that the unknown hero was under the influence of Jesus, which explains his insipid yammering of incoherant vociferations.

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