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Welcome to the first of many spinoffs relating to The Young and the Uncyclopedians: Froggy Goes A-Courtin', starring, you guessed it, the lovable Froggy.

[edit] Episode One: Amphibian Attack!

{The episode starts out in the den of the cousin of well renowned thief Thomas Starnes, Lewis Starnes. He and his crew of escaped convicts from the Uncycloprison are planning a mass attack on Uncyclovillage, amidst large stacks of ominous crates}

Lewis: Before we start discussing our devious plans, lets have a roll call. Arthur Suilven?

Arthur: Here.

Lewis: Penn D. Lino?

Arthur: Uh. That's also me. Sorry

{Lewis lets out a sigh and clenches is fists, crushing the colonies of insects that had made their homes there over the years)

Lewis: Didn't I specifically said not to sign the names of your sockpuppets on the roster? We're trying to keep things simple here, goddammit! Even Serial Blanker only signed up with one name.

Lewis: Exactly. Now, what about Willy?

Willy: Here.

Lewis: Hinoa on Rotating Disks?

Willy: Here.

Lewis: Is EVERYONE here a sock?

Hinoa on Crack: Pretty much.

Lewis: Fuck this.

(Lewis throws the Roll Call clipboard into a conveniently located fireplace)

(There is a knock on the door)

Lewis: Who is it?

Pizza Boy? Ribbit.

Lewis: Ah, it must be the pizza boy. He came surprisingly early, especially considering that I didn't order a pizza.

(Lewis contemplates for a moment)

Lewis: Hey, wait, I didn't order a pizza! Go eat shit, you fucker!

{The Pizza Boy? kicks down the door, revealing that he is, in fact, Froggy. Some others run into the room as well, including Emmzed and Idc)

Froggy: Ribbit.

Emmzed: Lets bust a cap in these mofos, eh?

Idc: I don't really care, I just want to finish this up and go home.

(The Vandals hide behind a bunch of crates as Emmzeed and Idc start to fire on them with their revert guns)

Arthur: Impossible! How did you find out where we were!

Froggy: Ribbit.

(Froggy fires some poison darts, striking Serial Blanker in the thigh)

(Serial Blanker dies, and comes back as Thekillerfaggot)

Emmzeed: Let's just say that we have a man on the inside.

(One of the Vandals pulls off all of his skin to reveal that he is actually Hinoa in disguise)

Thekillerfaggot: You fools, I told you that everyone is a sock of Hinoa!

(Hinoa lodges a steel boot in Thekillerfaggot's face, who dies and comes back as Hinoa is the Balls)

Lewis: You haven't seen the last of us!

{Lewis and all the other Vandals exit stage left, leaving his lieutenant Sauron to hold back Froggy and crew alone)

Froggy: Ribbit.

Sauron: Fuck.

Stay tuned for the next episode of Froggy Goes A-Courtin': The Interrogation of Sauron!