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6 September, 2007

[edit] Mr. Keyboard is setting 1up!

The Baron: (Sees Keira through the window) Keira! You're alive! How?

Keira: Obvious, the window went to the afterlife, simple.

The Baron: Good, now let's go find the Stranger. I almost had him. Get over here.

Keira: I cant, coming out here makes me explode. I am dead, aren't I?! (Shuts the window)

The Baron: NOOOh well, she said she couldn't come.

Blaning: I can reincarnate your gir- Keira for a small fee. 5,000,000 dollars.

The Baron: But I can save you from destruction! Deal?

Blaning: No, not really, but it's a deal! (Takes out four crystal balls, yellow for life, green for independence, red for afterlife and blue for a watery grave)

The Baron: Watery grave?

Blaning: What? It was cheaper that way. You really think IMMORTALITY comes with an allowance price? Think again, dude. Now all I need is her body.

The Baron: No way, you pervert!

Blaning: I need it to reincarnate her.

The Baron: Still owning pervert status.

Blaning: Geez, you want her reincarnated or not?

The Baron: Oh, well, you see, she exploded.

Blaning: WTF? How?

The Baron: Well, she just did.

Blaning: Oh, I see, well that makes perfect sense. Anyway, all I need is A body, her soul can be taken from the afterliand

The Baron: Good. Let's head over to bodies4rent.net.

Blaning: Sarcasm smells bad in a place like this.

The Baron: I wasn't sarcastic.

Blaning: Oh. Darn.

(Cut to the 4 crystal balls, after a body was bought from bodies4rent.net)

Blaning: Toyota McLota Reincarnes

Keira: Life!

The Baron: That was fast.

Blaning: I know.

The Baron: She's hot too. Cute.

Blaning: Acknowledging.

Keira: I am? Cool!

The Baron: We've got a problem tough. That body was a rental. We need to bring it back later.

Keira: But you'll get a new one. A harder, better and faster and stronger body, right?

Blaning: I don't know.

The Baron: We only have 31 days left until we have to take you back.

Keira: Oh... Well let's get this shoe on the road!

(Cut to some dusty person reviving)

Dusty Person: I'm coming for you... Baron

(Credits roll)