UnScripts:The Young and the Uncyclopedians/98
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[edit] Episode #98
(Hell)
The Baron: Now I am moving to hell.
A Devil: Welcome to hell. I want to eat you.
The Baron: I want to eat you too.
A Devil: I want to eat you more.
The Baron: (Eats A Devil) Now to go home. (Presses a button on that creepy watch on his arm and runs near 900 mph to Nikita's house in Jericho, Kansas)
Keira: Baron! Uncyclop, Nikita and Zataki are all dead!!
The Baron: Who is Zataki?
(A guy called Mario runs in from hell.)
Mario: Wow! Those Virgin Impulatör Wätchés™ really work.
The Baron: Cool, who are you?
Mario: My name is mario. Sir Kentẩn DiMario
Keira: Okay then. Let's get crackin'
The Baron: Wow. Let's go on.
Mario: Weren't you a zombie?
The Baron: I took some Zemolyn. Now I am paraplastic.
Keira: Okay, okay.
(Wastington D.C., The Dirty House)
Mario: What a strange place.
Keira: We have to warn the really crappy president that needAwash.
The Baron: Good idea.
Keira: We also have to save the universe.
Mario: And all people.
Keira: Including us.
Mario: Yep.
The Baron: Hey, look! What's that there by the skycrapper?
Ted: We need to find the star!
Rubbin: What?
Ted: The Star! It's the only thing that can get us back to normal!
Keira: What are you two doing?
Rubbin: Did you hear that??
Ted: Those are kids talking to us.
The Baron: We are in two universes.
Rubbin: You know, Ted, I can really go for some Universum™.
Keira: Huh?
Ted: Universum™ is a kind of chili. In a bowl.
The Baron: Okay.
Keira: 'kay.
Mario: K.
Weebl: k
Rubbin: Gee!
Ted: <stares at Rubbin>
The Baron: I wonder who will die in this episode.
Keira: Probably Mario.
Aquarii: (passes by. And passes gas.) Hello, y'all! (Gets hit by a random giant boulder hanging from the sky somehow)
Keira: At least now we don't have to worry about that random giant boulder hanging from the sky somehow.
(The boulder runs over Mario)
The Baron: Two down, null to go. Unless me or you have to die.
Keira: That would be so yrek.
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Season One:
54 - 55 - 56 - 57 - 58 - 59 - 60 - 61 - 62 - 63 - 64 - 65 - 66 - 67 - 69 - 70 - 71 - 72 - 73 - 75 - 76 - 77 - 78 - 79 - 80 - 81 - 82 - 83 - 84 - 85 - 86 - 87 - 88 - 89 - 90 - 91 - 95 - 97 - 100 - 102 - 104 - 105 - 106 - 107 - 108 - 109 - 110 - 111 - 112 - Season Finale
Season Two:
114 - 115 - 116 - 117 - 118 - 119 - 120 - 121 - 122 - 123 - 124 - 125 - 126 - 127 - 128 - 129 - 131 - 137 - Season Finale
Season Three:
Episode lists and summary - List of characters - Auditions - In Jokes
Spinoffs:
Froggy Goes A-Courtin': Amphibian Attack! - The TYATU Talk Show!
TYATU:NY
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Seasone One
ABOUT - 101 - 102 - 103 - 104 - 105 - 106 - 107 - 108 - 109 - 2001-2-3
Season Two
201 - 202 - 203 - 204 - 205 .5 - 206 - 207 - 208 - 209 - 210 - 211 - 212 - 213 - 214 - 215 - 216 - 217 - 218 - 219 - 220 - SPECIAL
