Unamerica

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The Anarchical Separatists of Unamerica

Motto: "Divided They Sit"

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Population

Pretty much every body with an STD

Area

Vast Tracts of Land... and some ocean too

Form of Government

Absolute Communist Anarchist Empire

Capital

Ton Ing Wash (roughly translates as "Some Cool Place")

President

Hubs .W Egroge, The Absolute King of The Communist Party of Unamerica

Currency

Rallods,Tnecs

Language

Something awful and foreign, with far too many consonants

Imports

Stuff, Rap Music, Xbox 360, Corn dogs, Whores

Exports

Drugs, Social upheaval, drugs, Freedom killing Time Bombs, drugs, SWEET Sweet Oil!, PLAYSTATION 3, Nintendo, Coffee, Soccer, Condoms Did I mention drugs? No? Ok, drugs. Like, I mean, here you go: drugs. Yes the word. There you have it. Drugs, yes. Ok, I should really stop typing now. That's it...

The Anarchist Separatists of Unamerica (or ASU for short), also known as "That Place Where People Talk Funny", is the largest economic, political, military, demographic and drug empire in the world. Its vast superiority makes those nations on its border feeling extremely uneasy and inadequate, forcing constant political, financial, and military intervention at a great cost to their own wellbeing and stability. Although it is definitely anarchist, the ASU does, in fact, have a totalitariano-decentralizedo-big businesso-communo-pinko-Nazio-unchristiano-islamo-fascist government.

Despite a common belief of being called "the opposite country" by many Americans, Unamerica is not Russia. Because in Russia, the opposite does you, while in ASU, you do the opposite of an opposite. See the difference?

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Unamerica was founded this morning by a strong alliance between The Ghost of USSR, the Middle East, Wisconsin, and a bunch of other countries who don't have television, in order to drive back the incessantly annoying country of America and its constant desire to make everyone drive SUVs. by the forces of communilibans and stop the spreading of Americanism once and forever. Its primary objective is to overpower the American empire by the means of economic, political and military sanctions (using such diplomatic knowledge as Russian reversal, Your Mom, and Cuban Cigars). Since this is considered to be the only ambition of the people of this country, and though the future of Unamerica is vague and uncertain, it will oppose America as long as it continues pushing American Microsoft products, and Friends re-runs.

Pretty much nothing else is really known about the history Unamerica, besides the fact that it will, at some point, try to economically and politically conquer the whole world (because the guy traveling through time from the distant future said so). So we would have another country, probably named Ununamerica, attempt to stop the new empire and so on and so forth.

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Unamericans are renowned for not using a uniform system of government, and though they generally prefer some form of democratic election it is not unusal for regions to be ruled over by Kings, Communist parties or nobody at all. It is also not unusual for Unamerican leaders to be appointed by the intervention of American CIA or NSA agents. Unamerica's hatred for America has been forgotten due to the Evil snowmen invasion.

Most Unamericans enjoy an extensive free public health and education system, paid for by their crippling income taxes, which are very much like American crippling income taxes except that Americans do not receive free public health care or public education. The trillions of American crippling income tax dollars that would have paid for public health care in America are spent in order to cripple Unamericans, a law the snowmen chose to keep. Some Unamericans spend time with their girlfriends in Mexico or Japan.

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Great Unamerican Inventions

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Where is this happening? Baghdad? Paris? Dublin? Warsaw? Prague? Lithuania? Kinshasa? Buenos Aires? Moscow? Saigon? Perth? Montevideo? Delhi? Zagreb? Stockholm? Mexico? Japan? Lima? Korea? Lagos? Addis Ababa? Glasgow!? Ottawa? Opava? New York? London? São Paulo? SAN-FRAN-CISCO? Вишеград??? Could be anywhere. Everyone hates America.

UnAmerican activities are real, and a threat to our American way of life. Stomp out UnAmerica before it's too lat by calling HUAC, located between UnAmerica and it's arch-enemy, UnCanada. HUAC is an organization made up of UnCanadians, who wish to (control) protect the American Way of Life, which totally exists. What, you commies don't think so?! You pinko commie soviet spy bastards! I'll jiggle my jowells at you in a Republican fashion! Aaaaaaah!!!!

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Most South and Central unAmericans (notice how they're called unAmericans too, though they don't live in unUS) hate but really hate that the other countries call un'States "unAmerica". This is obviously considered an UnImperialistic UnAmericanism (or "UnUnitedStatesofAmericanism"????) by those who care (which are everyone excepting George W. Jetson, not to be confused with George W. Constanza).