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[edit] Geography

A Map of Happy-land

[edit] General Infomation

The Country of Happy-land is approximately 210 sq miles and whilst most of the land is taken up by human settlements, areas to the north have been converted into nature reserves, the most famous being "Happy Happy Habitats" which gets on average 2 million visitors per year. These reserves contain every single creature deemed "happy" by the population of Happy-land. Happy-land is unique when compared to other countries because the sky is constantly changing colour in a kaleidoscope fashion. Dark Sunglasses are dispersed on arrival.

The Geography of Happy-land is quite confusing, because as far as people can tell, it contains every single terrain and climate there can possibly be.

[edit] Climate

The eastern areas of Happy-land are Tropical Moist, which extends to a small forest of about 2 sq miles. This is contrasted by the central areas of Happy-land, which are Wet-Dry Tropical and although this area gets less rain, for some reason Laughing Lake has always been full with fresh water. The areas to along the west coast, where Blissful Beach is situated have a Dry Tropical Tendency, and hardly get any rainfall, which is why (scientists hypothsize) the beach has always been covered with soft sand.

The areas to the North can be separated into 4 main climate groups, but not set areas. Instead, the 4 types of climate intermingle with each other so by walking across the top of Happy-land you might well pass through several hundred climate changes.

The 4 climates are as follows:

1. Dry Midlatitude Mediterranean,
2. Dry Midlatitude and
3. Moist Continental.
4. The 4th climate is not mentioned because it is regarded by meteorologists to be too strange to have a name.

The variation in climate makes this an ideal location for "Happy Happy Habitats" the most popular nature reserve in Happy-land.

To the south of Happy-land lie the lowlands of Happy-land, which, although at heights less than sea level, have Highland and Mountainous, but also temperate climates. This area of Happy-land is populated with snow boarders and skiers, who enjoy the colder life, except when it gets warmer for then they are happy with that too, naturally. Between the highlands and the lowlands are the inbetweenlands, and they are close to the outlands more inward. Thanks also to their Fluid Border Technology one is never quite certain about his or her whereabouts, so that's why the saying goes: 'You never know until you do."

[edit] Famous Places

• Blessed Box - A mysterious box that lies in the center of Grinville. Legend has it that it contains Steve Sunby's last smile.
• Blest Box - Not to be confused with Blessed Box, Blest Box is actually a 800m hill that overlooks Grinville. When Steve S. reached the Hyper-Happy state, he spent the remaining years of his life there as the first "Fool on The Hill".
• Blissful Beach - The longest, most sandiest stretch of coastline in the World.
• Candy Mountain - Unicorns and Candy and a duck named sandy.
• Cheerful City - The Capital City of Happy-land, always full of smiling people.
• Chirpy Cathedral - Located in Cheerful City, this Cathedral was erected for worship in the Happyanity Religion.
• Content Cave - A huge cave on the coast of Blissful Beach, it contains some pre-historic cave "smilies".
• Delighted Deep - The water that expands out from Blissful Beach, which although deep, is delighted to have you swim in it.
• Ecstatic Estuary - Where Reckless River meets Delighted Deep.
• Elated Etching Works - The most famous Happy-Land export of etchings is made here.
• Exultant Exit - There are many roads out of Happy-land, but only this Exit has flashing lights and a goodbye song sung by puppets!
• Fantastic Forest - Also known as The Wonderful Woods
• Gay Gulch - Lots of super happy magical things happen here.
• Glad Gardens - Full of fauna, fun, and...fauna
• Gleeful Graffiti - A whole wall dedicated to graffiti artists. So popular the wall is made longer every year.
• Happy Highlands - with echoes of laughter.
• Intoxicated Island - A small island off the coast of Happy-land, the atmosphere there is breathable...but with some side effects.
• Joyous Junction - Although Happy-land has been car-free since 1984 this junction is a major tourist attraction.
• Laughing Lake - A small but beautiful lake in the middle of Happy-land. It is bordered by the Merry Meadows.
• Merry Meadows - The name speaks for itself.
• Mirthful Molehill - This was made from a mountain. Naturally the mole is quite pleased.
• Pleasing Pastures - Located in the center of the Merry Meadows, these pastures are the home to hundreds of happy horses.
• Satisfied Statue - A statue of the founder of happy-land, Sir "Smiling" Steve Sunby.
• Wonderful Woods - Also known as The Fantastic Forest.