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People In Happyland

Happy creatures in Happyland.

The people of Happyland are gods among men. Their sheer ability to be happy for 25 hours a day shows that they are at one with the true essence of Happyland. The Happylandians are excellent craftsmen, and are envied all over the world for their carpentry skills. From the historical records that we still have, it seems that Happyland-founder Steve Sunby was something of a carpenter himself, and the Happylandians have tried to keep with his glorious image. See: Pinokkio & the Smileans. The residents of Happy-Land (or the Happy-Landish as they like to be called), believe themselves to be happier than anyone else on the entire planet. You see, all feelings of sadness, worry, doubt, anger, distress, and all other negative emotions were banned in 1940 after the Great Era of Slightly Less Happiness.

As the denziens of Happy-Land are non-racist, even catgirls and furries are welcome in Happy-Land, as long as they are happy enough. See picture for clarification.

If a citizen of Happy-Land is found expressing any emotion besides that of happiness, they are executed by means of a Killing machine they call Pinokkio... but he wears a peppy smiley-face mask whilst doing the deed, so it is all A-Okay. Not one single Happy-landian has ever committed a crime, worse than Not-smiling, which is just a misdemeanor (How the fuck do you spell that? Oops, sorry. Ooooooooooooommmmmmm). A fact that is NOT to be judged by the fact that there is no government or police force to keep crime down. Facts and Figures from the Group for the Restraint of Illegal Naughtiness (GRIN) that are released daily suggest that the Crime Rate is indeed 0,0000000.

[edit] Famous Happylandians

Steve Sunby - Founder.
Jane Austen - Whilst writing Pride & Prejudice.
Charlie Bucket - After his 6th liver failure caused by excessive chocolate eating.
Harry Potter - After Book 7: Harry Potter & The Wild Years.
Lord Voldemort - After starring in his own successful book series.
Adolph Hitler - He's such a cutie
Tony Blair - Accepted into Happy-land because of his smile. Booted out after everyone realised what a prat he was.
Screaming Lord Sutch - Direct Male Line Descendant of Steve Sunby.
Bill Gates - Invested heavily in the carpentry business and became the world's first Trillionaire.
Team America - After their 29th Movie: When will the world have less terrorists?
Kim Jong Il - A big fan of Cinema. Have you ever seen a picture of him not smiling?
Bob Ross - Could never get the "Happy trees" out of his head.
Nelis - also called Krelis. Mayor of the Jordaan (Amsterdam)