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[edit] Happyland Community

[edit] Sports

The national sport of Happy-land is Smiling (S1) because it releases En-Dolphins around the body and brings on a general high level of happiness. The 51st annual "Sir Smiling Steve Sunby Smiling Sporting Skirmish" (S7) ended in tragedy when 34 of the contestants were rushed to hospital with "Severe Smiling Strain" (S3). Since this unfortunate event (which was 65 years ago) the S7 has had no other casualties, thanks to the 1st S7 Rule Amendment, which states:

• All participants in S7 must be over the age of 5 and younger than the age of 60 to avoid S3.
• There must be a 20 minute break for "Smiling Stress Situitive Strain Surgery" (S5) every 2 hours of smiling to reduce the risk of S3, and to greatly reduce the risk of "Sudden Smiling Stress Stroke" (S4), which can happen at any time in the competition.
• Any participant who does not "Stop Smiling" (S2) when a S5 is declared will be disqualified, and have an immediate evacuation to a nearby "Super Sexy Sunby Style Smiling Shrink" (S6) and examined for S4 and S3.
• Anyone who believes a S6 has been unfair in a judgement after a S2 has been declared, will be checked by another S6 for hidden signs of S4 and S3.

• S5 is no S1 matter, and must be taken seriously at all times.

Unfortunately, popularity for Smiling has dropped in recent years, and in South West Happy-land, the main sport is now Hattrick. This new sport is quickly gaining momentum all over Happy-land, and the first National Hattrick Tournament starts in 2006.

[edit] Rumours

Some renown Happyland watchers uphold the theory that Steve Sunby was NOT the true founder of Happy-land. Although he was the outward spokesman of the Happyland concept, everything he did was organized by a group of 'Illuminati' as they call it. They state that the real Happyland is much older than mister Sunby's and there are and have even been many many Happy Lands ('like Jewels upon the Sea')in time and space. These experts do not deny Steve Sunby his carpentry skills. They recognise the fact that he was a magnificent sculptor and builder and that many a happy tree has under his hands been transformed into a wonderful piece of furniture. They further claim, that, under the guidance of his Teachers, Steve Sunby was the person who created Pinokkio and then sent this tragic nitwit into the world to make people aware of their unhappiness. None of these propositions have been sustained by fact, but it is true that Since those times, until the Eternal Happiness Generator, no other attempts were made to solve the problems that were ravaging the country. The period between Pinokkio and the EHG is also known as the Most slightly Less Happy Years,

[edit] Steve Sunby

Where did we go astray?

[edit] Biography

• 17 July 1764 (?) Born in ..../ as Stephen Moon Sunby
• 1784 Foundation of Happyland.
• 1792 (?) Creation and release on the world of Pinokkio
• 1801 Steve Sunby reaches the Hyper-Happy Holy Holiday-stage and becomes 'The Fool on the Hill'
• 18?? Stevie dies with a smile on his face. Legend tells us that his body kind of evaporated until only his smile was left, which is until this day kept hidden in The Blessed Box, but as Lewis Caroll points out in 'The Horrible Nightmare':

"Why don't you leave my G*D* cat out of this!!!"