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[edit] Economy

You pay ten Happennies with A smile

The Happylandeans are known to laugh all the way to the bank.

[edit] Industry

The main industry in Happyland is turning frowns upside down. But nobody ever has to get up early for it, nor is there ever a commute.

[edit] Primary Exports

• air
• Wooplung Fur
• Happiness (in small doses)
• Love
• Blissful Beach Sand
• Big Rocks
• Boulders
• Bolivian Tree Llama Fur
• Bolivian Tree Llamas
• Ghosts
• Pubs
• Rumours
• iPods (lately, this part of the industry is under reexamination).
• Puppets of Mess Destruction
• Useless articles

[edit] Primary Imports

• air & sunlight
• Cheese graters
• Little Rocks& Stones
• Pebbles
• Animals deemed to be "happy" (see: radioactive carrots)
• Clocks
• Food
• Trees
• Popes
• Radical Scientists