Uncanada
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Uncanada was invented by george bush after many attemps at trying to make a banana milkshake. The main anti canada building is the white house after it was tried to be painted crystal white to detter terrorists and canada got bored and took some sand paper to it.
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[edit] Location
Uncanada is the same size and shape as real Canada. It is also situated in the same place. This leads some geologists to believe that it is just Canada. George bush himself thinks that it is located in the middle east.
[edit] Bush's Policy on Anti-canada
George bush's policy on anti canada is that he has to destroy it at all costs. The only anti uncanada members are George bush, Tesco, the windows logo and the village idiot.
[edit] Current Uncanada
currently George Bush is trying to get supprt on his Uncanada ideas, so far hes asked the laser monkeys, mutants in the sewers and the international organisation of idiots (also founded by him). at the moment Bush is having troubles getting support..
[edit] Uncanada itself
[edit] Looking for uncanada
When looking for uncanda all George bush found was Israel even though his map said this: 
[edit] BUSH VS UNCANADA
This made Bush mad and so he launched a nuclear missile to blow up in Uncanada. George bush had New York as part of Uncanada though, where his milkshake powder factory is.
With the destruction of his milkshake powder factory George Bush claimed victory and abandoned Uncanada.
[edit] What happened next?
After uncanada was abandoned, the windows logo went off to become vista, The village idiot got drunk, Tesco went back to selling things again and George Bush went to get the white house painted to the american flag colours. he also set about making some instant pasta and some infidels thought it was a real american flag and burnt it down. Thus Uncuba was born..
