Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/August 30

August 30: Intentional Dyslexic Devil Worshipper day

0 - devil worship is invented by emo lord Hebert.
986 - A devil worshipper gets tricked into selling his soul to god.
1585 - Devil worshippers are saved from being burned in the stake after the inquisitor concludes they were only cursing "dog"
1992 - Devil worshippers are confused and name their religion the Church of Santa Ana.
1994 - Eugene Victor Tombs begins his search for the horizon.
1997 - Devil worshippers go to an apartment in New York for their pilgrimege to Stan.
9199 - De vil foll woers f era KY2 com ptuer suh t down t o be teh end of a ll mnaknid. T om Cr uis e cure s Sa nat of his dysle xia thro ghu Sci en tolog y.
2001 - Confused devil worshippers vandalize walls by spray painting 999 on them.
2004 - Gorgoroth released their new album with Dyslexic Satan worshipping become the new subgenre called "Tarzanic Black Metal"
2005 - A dyslexic devil worshipper sells his soul to Santa.
By 2010 it is projected that there will be over 900,000 dyslexic weevil dorshippers in the world.
By 2015 it is projected that 60% of all dyslexic devil worshippers will worship Santa, 30% will worship Stan, and 10% will worship Satin.