Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December 13

December 13: International 'Suck On This...' Day, Speak with a British Accent Day (UK)

1732 - The Royal Opera House opens at Covent Garden, London. Screaming bitches heard from miles around, causes widespread riots.
1808 - Count Henrich von Flammenweffer invents Lava as a way of preventing skiers from taking over his favourite mountains in the winter.
1939 - Adolf Hitler invents oral sex and asks his enemies to blow him.
1941 - The French blow Adolf Hiter.
1942 - No people born on December the 13th, due to National No-Birthdays day. Experts attribute this phenomenon as having to do with a worldwide feeling of "I don't feel like getting any ass today."
1992 - The smelly kid from down the street takes a bath and some of the odour subsides, but only some.
1992 - Someone actually ate my shorts.
2003 - Former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein found hiding in a camel hole during Operation Bomb-The-Towel-Headed-Sand-Brigand, and captured.
2003 - SARS becomes the new iPod.
2005 - On the twelfth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, A summons from the local JP...
Today - Bob did drugs in the girls bathroom during 4th period