Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 17

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February 17: International Gay, Lesbian, Transexual and Bisexual (GATTICA) Day.

• 28 BC - Jesus informs his disciples that he's gay. They all laugh at his little joke and proceed to gangbang Mary Magdelene.
• 2001 - HAL 9000, a homophobic computer, attempts to kill two gay dudes on a spaceship. Hilarity ensues.
• 2004 - People named Gaylord are rapidly asked if they have ever watched the television show "Gaylords say no". Most say no.
• 2006 - You finally forget about your miserable Valentine's Day, only to be tormented by this reminder.
• 2008 - USA bombs some country because one of its citizens made some USA guy get STDS.
• 2009 - Rabbit ears are officially obsolete in America. By law, lagomorphs across the nation must upgrade to sonar.
• 3010 - Iraq War resolved to the saisfaction of all thanks to the complete absence of Iraq.