Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 18
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February 18: Penis Day (not Canada)
- 1337 - Penises discovered. Men worldwide decide to stand up to go to the toilet.
- 1338 - Women invent Penis Envy.
- 1658 - Bestiality killed the cat
- 1992 - Men realised that standing up to go to the toilet was ineffective when taking a dump. Urinal created for urinating purposes only
- 2010 - Teabagging becomes new US national sport
- 2011 - Your Mom moves to the America, but only for the sports
