Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 11

January 11: Euphemisms throughout history day

The End Is Near!

34 - The end is near!
184 - The end is near!
265 - The end is near!
532 - Thanks to the Nika riots, the end was too near for 30,000 Romans
583 - The end is near!
830 - The end is near!
1054 - The end is still near!
1175 - The end is getting there!
1386 - Maybe the end is next week
1604 - Maybe the end is on the 12th
1848 - I'm sure the end will come soon
1942 - I hope The End comes soon, they're a good band.
1978 - Next week is the end of days, I'm sure of it.
1979 - The end is coming... and I need a pee.
1988 - Edgar C. Whisenant gives us 88 Reasons why the end is near!
1997 - The end is... oh, you get it
1998 - Ava Devine elected CEO of the United Companies of America.
1994 - Kurt Cobain drives the porcelain bus before actively departing this mortal coil
2000 - The end was meant to be now, but the Y2K bug caused it to be moved forward 10 days. People still confused as to what was the real end.
2004 - The end is... whatever
2006 - Death of prominent political figure, Donkey
2007 - I burned a mule while having to see a man about a dog. I put one on the tarmac, then fully logged on.
2012 - The Mayans said this is the end, so HA!
2034 - 2000 years and the end is still near!
3000 -The end is here! Fireballs fall from the sun! Tsunamis have reached Nebraska! We're all gonna die!!!
3001 - The end's been and gone, oh well